10 Humorous Safety Quotes for Your Next Safety Meeting

Humor is an excellent teaching tool and often helps to begin or end safety meetings.  We want to share the following 10 comical safety quotes with you.  Even though they will make you snicker, remember that these sayings are also a great way to wrap up any meeting.

  1. “Don’t learn safety by accident.”
  2. “In case of fire, exit building before tweeting about it.”
  3. “Protect your hands, you need them to pick up your paycheck.”
  4. “It’s easier to ask a dumb question than it is to fix a dumb mistake.”
  5. “While on a ladder, never step back to admire your work.”
  6. “Falling objects can be brutal if you don’t protect your noodle.”
  7. “Work Safely and Carry a Big Lunch Box.”
  8. “Tomorrow: your reward for working safely today.”
  9. “Safety is 30% Common sense; 80% Compliance and the rest is good luck.”
  10. “Safety is a mission, not an intermission.”


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